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So apparently, late at night, when the baby wakes us up, I sometimes speak incoherently. These are a few of my highlights, so to speak.(typed up by my wife at 4:30 AM feeding) "You gotta give it to the snow people, you know [like I'm (my wife) the dumb one], the ones at the iPad store.  You plug the people in and they turn into a Lego monster." Then later... You, Angrily: "The snow people read your stats off your glasses!" Me (wife) : dafuq??? You: "The glasses on your face!  They read your stats!" Previous interview: Going into the bathroom, after I asked you where you were randomly going: "I'm going in here to brown my sausage! Me (wife) : dafuq??? Why??? You: "because there's a skillet in there!" Me (wife) : what?! Why is there a skillet in there?? You, angrily: "BECAUSE IT'S GERMAN!!" Upon me asking why you went downstairs and came back up empty handed: "I had to put the cake in the microwave because ...

Gracie is almost 2 months old and she has been doing a good job being completely different from her brother. Vinny was generally a good sleeper at night and would let us get 5-6 hours of sleep at a time. She can sleep 5-6, but usually it is 3-4. She is growing perfectly according to the doctor. Right now the The Boss is still home from work, she has enough leave to get her through January and possibly through half of February. This gives us plenty of time to make sure Gracie can take a bottle without a sweat.