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Late Night Ramblings

So apparently, late at night, when the baby wakes us up, I sometimes speak incoherently.

These are a few of my highlights, so to speak.(typed up by my wife at 4:30 AM feeding)

"You gotta give it to the snow people, you know [like I'm(my wife) the dumb one], the ones at the iPad store.  You plug the people in and they turn into a Lego monster."

Then later...

You, Angrily: "The snow people read your stats off your glasses!"
Me(wife): dafuq???
You: "The glasses on your face!  They read your stats!"


Previous interview:

Going into the bathroom, after I asked you where you were randomly going: "I'm going in here to brown my sausage!
Me(wife): dafuq??? Why???
You: "because there's a skillet in there!"
Me(wife): what?! Why is there a skillet in there??
You, angrily: "BECAUSE IT'S GERMAN!!"

Upon me asking why you went downstairs and came back up empty handed:
"I had to put the cake in the microwave because that's where the portal to the people in the Philippines is.  You know, the one where Bill Cosby lives."
In my defense, with some of these I was interviewed by her as she fed the baby. Other ones, especially the browning the sausge, I have no explanation for.

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